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Welcome to DHSI. Believe me, I wish I were there.

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Maybe we should play music here. I could add MIDI right now.

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[record scratch]

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[chiptune music] Get off the chatbot.

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Copilot is for entertainment purposes only.

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Slop.

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Chocolate-covered broccoli.

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[broccoli intensifies]

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Git is basically a time machine for your agents.

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YOLO mode. YOLO mode.

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This is not Windows. Things do not go to the recycling bin.

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[emergency broadcast tone]

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Breaking news. Anthropic has launched Fable 5. In the middle of class.

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Screw you, Anthropic.

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A Mythos-class model, made safe for general use.

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Everyone in the world is now updating their Claude Code.

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[alarm]

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(slowed) We're done. We're all done.

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Very Apple.

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You're basically waking up. You have amnesia. This is someone else's computer.

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In this exercise, we are Claude Code.

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I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. (rising in pitch)

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The LLM didn't know how to press the gas.

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[engine sputters and dies]

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Don't launch OpenClaw. For God's sake.

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Open- Open- OpenClaw.

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I know kung fu. That's skills.

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Be careful what you prompt for.

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Did you do the right job?

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Of course I did.

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Of course I did. (higher)

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Of-of-of course I did.

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(slowed) OF COURSE I DID.

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Show me the evidence.

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All six findings fixed and verified.

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Day five. Demo day.

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A bluetooth scanner!

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Evil I!

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Penny Runner!

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Ed tech transparency!

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Smash the patriarchy!

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Feminist theory, into practice!

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A local patent database!

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Archive prep tools!

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A python cat game!

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All built in one week. By humanists.

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We have gotten to the promised land.

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I hope you all have great plans for Montreal tonight.

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Tokens. Tokens. Tokens. Tokens. (fading)

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[music fades]